Hey bro, wanna play some busketbell? Shoot some heeps? No, I’m not drunk!
As sporting bootlegs go, this has to be one of the all-time greats.
Nyquill Jornan and the Choncago Balls are, of course, the bastardised versions of Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls and this action figure was made by Obvious Plant, a toy company with a penchant for the mischievous.
The company’s founder, Jeff Wysaski, hides bootleg toys and other products amongst real ones and they’re arguably more fun. It’s a shame there aren’t more sports-related toys (although Mister Nipples sounds like a terrible WCW gimmick from the early 90s) but regardless, these are damn funny.
You can buy the Nyquill Jornan figure on the Obvious Plant website.
(via @JohnnyHSD on Twitter)
Update: I tell a lie—there is another sports-related toy. It’s “Sports Are Dumb!“